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The Substack 'bitches gotta eat!' combines Judge Mathis show recaps with reflections on everyday life and personal preferences. It offers insightful and comedic interpretations of legal disputes on the show, alongside musings on life's simpler joys and challenges, emphasizing authenticity and relatability.

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who's on judge mathis today? #259

0 implied HN points • 10 Feb 23
  1. The episode of Judge Mathis featured a plaintiff accusing his ex-girlfriend of cheating and getting pregnant by the neighbor.
  2. The defendant countersued for emotional distress and claimed the plaintiff didn't help out around the house.
  3. The DNA test results revealed a 0% probability that the plaintiff was the father, leading to a ruling in his favor.

who's on judge mathis today? #261

0 implied HN points • 15 Mar 23
🎭️ Culture TV Entertainment Humor
  1. The case on Judge Mathis involved a lawsuit over suspected cheating and a loan balance.
  2. Brandon's defense included seeking relationship advice from a friend and his financial challenges.
  3. The ruling ended with judgment for the plaintiff and a commentary on the defendant's actions.

who's on judge mathis today? #265

0 implied HN points • 05 May 23
😂 Humor Comedy Satire Entertainment
  1. The post is a comedic recap of a courtroom show episode involving a small claims dispute over $50.
  2. The plaintiff lent money to the defendant, who didn't repay it on time leading to the legal drama.
  3. The judge scolds the plaintiff for bringing a minor claim to court and advises letting go of 'street values.'

who's on judge mathis today? #267

0 implied HN points • 23 Jun 23
😂 Humor Recap Entertainment Satire Comedy
  1. The episode revolves around a heated court case between two individuals over breach of contract and emotional distress.
  2. The plaintiff accused the defendant of hitting him with a car door and kicking him during a road rage incident.
  3. The judge ruled in favor of the plaintiff as the defendant failed to disclose a lien on the car she sold to him.

who's on judge mathis today? #266

0 implied HN points • 21 Jun 23
😂 Humor Recap
  1. The case on Judge Mathis involved a dispute over a specialty vaping item.
  2. The defendant's lies about cars, money, and girlfriends were exposed during the court proceedings.
  3. The judge ruled in favor of the plaintiff for the amount of the vaping device.
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who's on judge mathis today? #263

0 implied HN points • 24 Mar 23
😂 Humor Entertainment Comedy
  1. A recap of a wild episode of the courtroom show Judge Mathis involving cheating allegations and property disputes.
  2. The plaintiff and defendant had a tumultuous relationship with accusations of cheating, paternity doubts, and unpaid child support.
  3. The ruling resulted in the father being 99.99% confirmed and both $5000 cases dismissed, with the judge exasperated by the ridiculous claims.

who's on judge mathis today? #270

0 implied HN points • 12 Oct 23
🎭️ Culture TV Show
  1. Stacy and Seandee had a dispute over harassment and defamation related to hairstyling businesses.
  2. The judge highlighted the absurdity and immaturity of their online drama.
  3. The ruling ended without a clear decision, emphasizing the unproductive nature of their behavior.

who was on judge mathis yesterday? #260

0 implied HN points • 07 Mar 23
🎭️ Culture TV shows Entertainment Social media Comedy
  1. The post is a comedic recap of a Judge Mathis episode featuring a dispute between two former friends over unpaid loans and a canceled trip.
  2. Theresa claimed that Nicole, her friend from work, borrowed and didn't repay almost $4,000, while Nicole claimed that Theresa was annoying and clingy.
  3. In the end, the judge ruled in favor of Theresa, highlighting the risks of lending substantial sums to someone you recently met.

who's on judge mathis today? #262

0 implied HN points • 22 Mar 23
😂 Humor Recap Satire Entertainment
  1. The court case on Judge Mathis involved a man suing a woman he dated for three years, who was married the whole time, for an unpaid loan of $600.
  2. The plaintiff claimed he was still in love with the defendant and wanted to symbolize their friendship by giving her back a ring, but the defendant clearly did not reciprocate those feelings.
  3. The judge ruled in favor of neither party, pointing out that extortion is a crime and questioning the plaintiff's motives for the lawsuit.

who was on judge mathis yesterday? #264

0 implied HN points • 16 Apr 23
🎭️ Culture
  1. A recap of an episode from Judge Mathis involving a lawsuit between friends over a loan at a strip club
  2. The plaintiff, Michael, won the case against the defendant, Keith, due to Keith's spending the money improperly
  3. The judge, Greg, was frustrated with Keith's excuses and ruled in favor of Michael

who was on judge mathis yesterday? #277

0 implied HN points • 11 Feb 24
🎭️ Culture TV shows Fashion Social Issues Entertainment Humor
  1. The episode of Judge Mathis featured a case where a woman sued her friend for breach of contract over a party organizing business.
  2. The plaintiff and defendant had differing views on the breakup party and what was agreed upon, leading to a humorous dispute in court.
  3. The ruling by Judge Mathis favored the plaintiff due to discrepancies between what was promised and what was delivered for the party.

who's on judge mathis today? #276

0 implied HN points • 24 Jan 24
🎭️ Culture Entertainment Pop culture TV shows
  1. The court case discussed in the post is about a woman suing her ex-fiancé over a carpet cleaner debt.
  2. The woman accuses her ex of immaturity, their relationship issues, and financial disputes.
  3. The judge ruled in favor of the woman stating the ex's excuses were not valid and provided amusing commentary during the case.