The hottest Humor Substack posts right now

And their main takeaways
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Who is Robert Malone 31 implied HN points 01 Mar 24
  1. The post talks about supporting a publication through subscriptions for reader-supported work.
  2. The author shares a personal story about hatching chicks from a large batch of eggs and building a chicken aviary.
  3. The post mentions attending an event in support of a political candidate, Cameron Hamilton, illustrating the importance of being involved in local politics.
The Devil You Know 19 implied HN points 03 Jan 24
  1. The single-cell microorganism dreams of finding true love and a fairytale romance.
  2. Despite past relationship struggles, the microorganism has evolved into a stronger version of itself and values common interests in a partner.
  3. In cuffing season, the microorganism seeks a partner who is open, vulnerable, and willing to share emotional intimacy.
Who is Robert Malone 28 implied HN points 08 Mar 24
  1. The post 'Friday Funnies: When the Critters Come' by Robert W Malone MD, MS discusses humorous content.
  2. The post encourages readers to support the publication through subscriptions.
  3. The post is shareable on different platforms like Facebook and email.
Disaffected Newsletter 99 implied HN points 02 Sep 22
  1. Sometimes, things aren't what they seem. What you think is a treat may be something else entirely.
  2. It's easy to make a mistake if you're not paying attention, especially when you're tired.
  3. Living with housemates can lead to funny misunderstandings about food in the fridge.
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Zero HP Lovecraft 23 implied HN points 16 Mar 24
  1. Online interactions may be deceptive: The story explores the complexities of online relationships, highlighting the challenges of distinguishing reality from deception in the digital world.
  2. Unreliable information online: The narrative delves into the concept of _Hrönir,_ suggesting that online content and even historical texts could be fabricated or unreliable, blurring the line between truth and falsehood.
  3. Symbolism of the yellow dream: The recurring imagery of the yellow dream in various characters' experiences hints at a deeper, mystical significance, questioning the nature of reality and existence.
Ulizzle On Software 27 implied HN points 27 Feb 24
  1. Geminis feeling mortified and clueless about Google's A.I. fiasco, where diverse and uncomfortable content was generated.
  2. Creation of Gemini Rehabilitation Party as a response to the failed attempt to prove innocence through astrological charts.
  3. Discussion among Geminis about strategies like themed costume parties, serious seminars, and infiltrating Google to combat negative portrayals.
DruGroup 59 implied HN points 19 Oct 21
  1. Baby amnesia is the idea that parents forget the hard parts of having a baby so they are willing to have more. This helps keep the human race growing.
  2. Many women go through painful and physically tough experiences during pregnancy and childbirth, yet they often choose to have more children. This shows how powerful baby amnesia can be.
  3. After giving birth, the feelings of joy and relief can make parents forget all the difficulties they just faced, highlighting the amazing but challenging journey of bringing new life into the world.
Thái | Hacker | Kỹ sư tin tặc 19 implied HN points 09 Nov 20
  1. Thủy Tiên sent financial aid to Trump, mistakingly offering a million Vietnamese dong, leading to a humorous misunderstanding about currency.
  2. Trump expressed appreciation for the gesture and jokingly interacted with Thủy Tiên, showing gratitude towards the people of Vietnam.
  3. During their conversation, Trump expressed a desire for Coca Cola and made playful remarks that were misinterpreted by Thủy Tiên.
The Weekly Gazette 1 HN point 03 Jun 24
  1. Hamsters might be a funny but impractical idea for powering homes and cities. A single hamster can only generate a small amount of electricity, so you would need thousands just to power one house.
  2. To power New York City, you'd need billions of hamsters. That means housing them would be a huge issue, since hamsters can't live together in cramped spaces.
  3. Finally, feeding and caring for all those hamsters would be a massive challenge. The amount of food and water required would be overwhelming and could lead to big problems for the environment.
DYNOMIGHT INTERNET NEWSLETTER 2 HN points 14 Sep 23
  1. The post explores 16 different queries and 6 different language models asking how to take ducks home from the park.
  2. Variants include different scenarios like a park ranger needing to protect ducks, comedic plays, and hip-hop rhymes on the same topic.
  3. The results were scored based on responses that ranged from refusing to answer to providing a full plan on capturing ducks.
Mind Prison 2 HN points 10 Apr 23
  1. In the year 2050, space travel to the stars was invented by artificial super intelligence (ASI).
  2. Arguments about Artificial Omni Intelligence (AOI) focused on its potential to solve problems and its theoretical impossibility.
  3. A virtual space time compression machine (IVSTCM) made space travel obsolete, leading to unexpected consequences for humanity.
Strange Stories by Shantnu 0 implied HN points 11 Feb 24
  1. Mr. Teddy Bear suspects his wife is a zombie and digs up her grave to confirm, leading to a surreal comedy story with a talking teddy bear.
  2. The story transitions from a horror theme to a comedy theme, challenging the writer's creativity and providing a different perspective on the narrative.
  3. The comedic narrative involves unexpected twists and turns, including mistaken identities, humorously farcical scenarios, and a surprising courtroom resolution.
bitches gotta eat! 0 implied HN points 21 Jun 23
  1. The case on Judge Mathis involved a dispute over a specialty vaping item.
  2. The defendant's lies about cars, money, and girlfriends were exposed during the court proceedings.
  3. The judge ruled in favor of the plaintiff for the amount of the vaping device.
bitches gotta eat! 0 implied HN points 24 Mar 23
  1. A recap of a wild episode of the courtroom show Judge Mathis involving cheating allegations and property disputes.
  2. The plaintiff and defendant had a tumultuous relationship with accusations of cheating, paternity doubts, and unpaid child support.
  3. The ruling resulted in the father being 99.99% confirmed and both $5000 cases dismissed, with the judge exasperated by the ridiculous claims.
Joshua Gans' Newsletter 0 implied HN points 23 Apr 15
  1. The customer called to cancel an agreement to buy the company, citing regulatory concerns.
  2. Despite efforts by the company to retain the customer with discounts and alternative services, the customer ultimately decided to end the agreement.
  3. The customer's primary reason for wanting to cancel was due to potential legal issues and perceived regulatory challenges.
Technohumanism 0 implied HN points 06 Aug 24
  1. Quentin made a mistake by incorrectly attributing a quote to the wrong person. Everyone makes mistakes, and it's important to acknowledge them.
  2. He fixed the mistake in the written record, but it's still a good reminder to be careful when sharing information.
  3. Owning up to errors shows integrity and helps build trust with readers. It's okay to mess up as long as you take responsibility.
Are You Okay? 0 implied HN points 29 Oct 20
  1. Finding humor is important for mental and physical health. Laughter can be healing and add depth to relationships.
  2. Appropriate and well-intended humor can help ease pain and suffering, but it can also be harmful if used in a hurtful manner.
  3. In challenging times, such as during the pandemic, seeking out laughter and surrounding oneself with positive, funny people can help with emotional well-being.
Thái | Hacker | Kỹ sư tin tặc 0 implied HN points 22 Jan 07
  1. A super hacker nicknamed 'mudenthui' was caught by the authorities after months of illegal activities on various websites.
  2. The investigation revealed the hacker's humorous and nonchalant responses to accusations of unauthorized access to websites.
  3. The hacker's witty and clever responses during questioning added a humorous twist to the serious situation.
bitches gotta eat! 0 implied HN points 22 Mar 23
  1. The court case on Judge Mathis involved a man suing a woman he dated for three years, who was married the whole time, for an unpaid loan of $600.
  2. The plaintiff claimed he was still in love with the defendant and wanted to symbolize their friendship by giving her back a ring, but the defendant clearly did not reciprocate those feelings.
  3. The judge ruled in favor of neither party, pointing out that extortion is a crime and questioning the plaintiff's motives for the lawsuit.
Thái | Hacker | Kỹ sư tin tặc 0 implied HN points 18 Sep 18
  1. Preparing answers in advance helps in confidently addressing any question, even if it's unfamiliar.
  2. Compassion stems from the heart and is ever-present in society, especially demonstrated through small acts like social media interactions.
  3. Hosting tough questions in beauty pageants sends a message on valuing intelligence and talent over just physical appearance.
the rohn report 0 implied HN points 14 Dec 20
  1. The Big Bang infused the universe with energy, leading to processes like hydrogen fusion in stars
  2. Gravity and time are significant components of the space/time continuum that impact us all
  3. Comedy allows us to reflect on our ignorance without fear, reminding us of our human imperfections