Personality Disorder

Personality Disorder is a Substack that explores a wide range of topics including societal commentary, personal reflections, cultural criticisms, humorous observations, and sports analysis. It features essays that intertwine humor with insightful critiques on various aspects of life, culture, and current events.

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The Dumbest Injury Ever

79 implied HN points • 25 Oct 24
🎾 Sports Injuries Baseball Fan culture Personal Stories
  1. A person's grip strength suddenly decreases, leading them to struggle with simple tasks like writing and eating. It turns out the issue stems from excessive squeezing of a paper towel while watching a game.
  2. Fan rituals can be quirky and are often believed to influence game outcomes, no matter how silly they may seem. The writer held onto a marinara-sauce-stained paper towel during games, believing it brought luck.
  3. Even minor, unusual injuries can be frustrating and impact daily life. The experience serves as a reminder that even fun rituals can lead to unexpected consequences.

Change the Narrative

79 implied HN points • 15 Oct 24
🎾 Sports Baseball Media Analysis Commentary Narrative
  1. People are using the word 'narrative' too much, instead of just saying 'story'. Using the simpler term makes communication clearer.
  2. When someone talks about a 'narrative', they often mean how people are talking about a situation rather than just stating facts. This can make the conversation less genuine.
  3. Focusing on the actual event or story, rather than the narrative around it, can help us see things more clearly and appreciate the real impact of what happens.

ESPN: The Worldwide Leader in Shit

118 implied HN points • 03 Oct 24
🎾 Sports Broadcasting Baseball Media Criticism Fan Experience Sports culture
  1. The quality of sports broadcasts, especially the Mets' broadcasts, can really enhance the viewing experience. Good announcers and production can make a big difference.
  2. ESPN isn't focused on the game itself but more on entertainment, often ignoring the intense moments fans care about. This can make watching their broadcasts frustrating for dedicated fans.
  3. In-game interviews and distracting graphics during critical moments take away from the excitement. Fans want to see the game, not be bombarded with ads or pointless interviews.

The Decline of the New York City Skyline

178 implied HN points • 30 Dec 23
  1. Skylines reflect societal values and change over time
  2. New skyscrapers in NYC are disrupting the iconic skyline
  3. Extreme wealth inequality is evident in the construction of ultra-luxury residential towers

Reflections on Being a Fan

138 implied HN points • 13 Jan 24
  1. Being a fan is more than just having a favorite team; it's about the emotional connection and irrational dedication.
  2. The intensity of negative emotions when your team loses can indicate how big of a fan you are.
  3. Experiencing the joy of a long-awaited victory after years of loyalty is a special and memorable feeling.
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Personality Disorder: Year One in Review

118 implied HN points • 03 Jan 24
  1. The author reflected on the first year of their Substack publication, Personality Disorder, and discussed their writing journey.
  2. They have written a variety of posts including essays on sports, movies, music, real-life experiences, and social commentary.
  3. The author encourages readers to share their posts with others who may enjoy various topics covered in the publication.

I Work Too Hard to Put Up With This Bullshit

99 implied HN points • 29 Jan 24
  1. Hard-working Americans like to bet on NFL football.
  2. NFL should reduce unnecessary distractions during important games.
  3. Bullshit in NFL games can ruin the experience for serious viewers.

Sock Hoarders – Intervention

118 implied HN points • 20 Nov 23
  1. The author has a strong attachment to doing laundry and ensures all socks are matched.
  2. The author humorously reflects on the significance of matching socks and the practicality of saving every sock.
  3. Despite the extensive laundry duties, the author rarely discusses laundry and plans to write a book on laundry reflections.

Random Headlines

59 implied HN points • 02 Feb 24
  1. Troy Aikman accidentally crushes bunny rabbit with giant hands.
  2. Travis Kelce credits his dog for team winning streak.
  3. Report states most stadium bombings occur when bomb-sniffing dogs play with frisbee.

Wacky Races European Edition

138 implied HN points • 19 Aug 23
  1. Driving in Greece can be challenging due to narrow roads and mountainous terrain.
  2. Parking in Greece can be chaotic and challenging with limited spaces.
  3. Despite the challenges, experiencing Greece by driving can offer a unique and memorable adventure.

A Journey Through Holiday Hell

79 implied HN points • 04 Dec 23
  1. Listening to Christmas music in the car can be a nightmare
  2. Some modern Christmas songs lack depth and meaning
  3. A classic John Lennon Christmas song can renew faith in the holiday spirit

5:25 - That's What Time it is in Stupid Town

99 implied HN points • 25 Aug 23
  1. The microwave clock in the house is always wrong because family members don't clear the timer properly.
  2. The author questions why someone would set a microwave for 5 minutes and 25 seconds, implying a potential safety risk.
  3. The author humorously highlights the dangers of setting excessive microwave times and the potential risks involved.

Is There No One on this Planet to Even Challenge Me?

79 implied HN points • 14 Oct 23
  1. Fantasy baseball is a game of skill and character, not just luck like fantasy football.
  2. Consistent effort and persistence are key to winning in fantasy baseball.
  3. Having the desire to win and rule is a significant factor in achieving success in fantasy sports.

My Infinite Loop of Despair

39 implied HN points • 03 Feb 24
  1. The author felt stuck in a repetitive cycle of watching movies with sad endings.
  2. The author tried to change the outcome of the day but kept experiencing the same events.
  3. The experience made the author ponder life and mortality.

Random Headlines

79 implied HN points • 22 Sep 23
  1. Some headlines are surprisingly funny
  2. People can make humorous mistakes
  3. Small details can lead to big laughs

The Brooklyn Queens Expressway

118 implied HN points • 09 Jun 23
  1. The Brooklyn Queens Expressway, or BQE, has become significantly worse over the years.
  2. A section of the BQE known as the Triple Cantilever has faced major traffic issues due to ongoing renovations.
  3. Some influential politicians are advocating for the rebuilt section to remain narrow, leading to ongoing traffic problems.

“We Got 7 Back!” Oh, Fuck You, Walt Disney

79 implied HN points • 16 Sep 23
  1. Corporations can treat consumers poorly in negotiations for financial gain.
  2. Consumers are at the mercy of corporations and are seen as 'assholes' in the system.
  3. The Disney situation highlighted how consumers have limited control and are subject to corporations.

Keith Hernandez

99 implied HN points • 21 Jul 23
  1. Keith Hernandez is a beloved figure in baseball history known for his exceptional skills and expertise.
  2. Hernandez's impact extends beyond the field, as he is also recognized for his charm and contributions to broadcasting.
  3. His dedication to the game, attention to detail, and unique personality have left a lasting legacy in the world of baseball.

Godlessness is Not a Virtue

99 implied HN points • 02 May 23
  1. The concept of 'godlessness' as a fundamental worldview is based on a leap of faith.
  2. Yuval Noah Harari's perspective on human history involves dismissing collective human ideas as 'fictions'.
  3. Religions and ethical frameworks are considered 'make-believe' in Harari's worldview, impacting how moral questions are addressed.

A Funny Thing Happened When I Rented a Car

99 implied HN points • 13 Mar 23
  1. If you use an American Express Platinum Card to rent a car and get into an accident, you may qualify for valuable benefits like dismemberment compensation.
  2. Accidental death and dismemberment insurance can provide financial benefits for various types of bodily harm, such as loss of limbs or senses.
  3. There are specific payout amounts for different injuries - losing both hands or feet gets you $200,000, losing one hand or foot gets $100,000, and losing sight in one eye plus a hand or foot still gets you $200,000.

The Unluckiest Airline Passenger of All Time

99 implied HN points • 06 Mar 23
  1. The story describes an extremely unlucky airline passenger who seems to be in a continuous life-or-death emergency situation for over two decades.
  2. The passenger's physical proportions and attire are strange and raise questions about their age and situation on the plane.
  3. The narrative reflects on airline safety measures and references pop culture like Fight Club in a humorous way.

Superman Did WHAT?

39 implied HN points • 01 Nov 23
  1. Superman was sent to Earth to be a moral guide.
  2. Superman sacrifices his powers for love, affecting more than just himself.
  3. Superman's decision to seek revenge challenges his moral character.

Random Headlines

79 implied HN points • 04 Apr 23
  1. Sanitation worker ends up stuck behind garbage truck in hell for eternity.
  2. Controversial speaker silenced at Tourette's convention.
  3. Local man commits suicide while watching Jeopardy contestant introductions at home.

Sometimes It’s Not Okay to Pretend You’re Being Electrocuted

79 implied HN points • 27 Mar 23
  1. Be cautious with humor around sensitive topics like electrocution.
  2. Timing is crucial when trying to make jokes about serious situations.
  3. Consider the impact of your actions, especially in situations where lives may be at risk.

How do you Choose Your Hospital?

39 implied HN points • 29 Sep 23
  1. Choosing a hospital based on advertisement is common, but may not always be the best decision.
  2. Hospitals and insurance companies heavily invest in marketing to attract customers, but this can raise questions about priorities.
  3. The tension between providing life-saving services and allocating funds for advertising is evident in industries like healthcare and insurance.

Talking Cat Says Oh Long Johnson

79 implied HN points • 20 Mar 23
  1. The viral YouTube video 'Talking Cat Says Oh Long Johnson' is described as a masterpiece of entertainment art, humorous, and perfectly timed.
  2. The video features a cat making guttural sounds resembling human speech with clear sexual undertones, adding to its absurdity and entertainment value.
  3. The narrative reflects on the cultural impact of short videos as an art form and highlights the artistic merit found in seemingly simple and humorous content.

Random Headlines

59 implied HN points • 05 Jun 23
  1. Conspiracy theorist questions need for tall school book depository building
  2. Man masters axe-throwing stunt after vagrants' death
  3. Evolution denier vacationing in Galapagos Islands believes in God's design for animals

The Five Boro Bike Tour

59 implied HN points • 12 May 23
  1. The Five Boro Bike Tour in New York City causes chaos and frustration by closing highways for thousands of bicyclists.
  2. The event disrupts normal life and creates a sense of lawlessness in the city.
  3. The author criticizes the Bike Tour for inconveniencing residents, describing serious cyclists negatively and contrasting it with the NYC Marathon.

The Outer Bridge

59 implied HN points • 18 Feb 23
  1. The Outerbridge Crossing is actually named after a person named Outerbridge.
  2. The naming of the Outerbridge Crossing seems absurd and unbelievable.
  3. Despite its name, the Outerbridge Crossing remains a little-known fact among many people.

Random Headlines

59 implied HN points • 11 Feb 23
  1. Viewer skips episodes of The Last of Us due to gay sex scene
  2. Party City announces bankruptcy fire sale with discounted items
  3. Father gets upset when kids drink from his 'World's Greatest Dad' mug

Godlessness is Not a Virtue

39 implied HN points • 16 Apr 23
  1. Religion is not solely responsible for historical bloodshed; 20th-century atrocities happened largely outside religious contexts.
  2. Many arguments against religion oversimplify beliefs and ignore the complexities of faith and history.
  3. The question of belief in a God despite suffering and evil remains a profound challenge that requires both faith and reasoning to address.

Random Headlines

39 implied HN points • 30 Jan 23
  1. US Safety Agency considering banning gas stoves due to health concerns
  2. Tom Brady surprised by being ranked 37th best quarterback of all time
  3. Some people frustrated at not receiving any of Warren Buffett's money yet

Tony Romo is a Gutless, Sellout Loser

39 implied HN points • 25 Jan 23
  1. Tony Romo faced criticism and high expectations as a quarterback for the Cowboys.
  2. Despite a controversial career moment, Romo has found success as a football analyst.
  3. The dynamic between Romo and Gene Steratore on TV raises questions about forgiveness and integrity in broadcasting.

The Most Disturbing Horror Movie Ever Made

39 implied HN points • 22 Jan 23
  1. The movie discussed is called Dirty Dancing featuring a predator named Johnny Castle.
  2. The film's final scene presents a disturbing scenario where the predator is celebrated instead of punished.
  3. The author strongly believes that the movie has no societal value and should be destroyed.

Tom Brady – A Hater’s Retrospective

39 implied HN points • 18 Jan 23
  1. Tom Brady has been a polarizing figure throughout his career, with some people loving him and others hating him.
  2. Brady's career has been filled with controversies, including accusations of cheating and personal scandals.
  3. Despite his success, there are still many people who passionately dislike Brady and consider him overrated.

The Day Adele Came to my House to Kill Me

39 implied HN points • 14 Jan 23
  1. The author shares a story about an intense encounter with an ex-girlfriend named Adele who came to their house unexpectedly
  2. Despite fearing for their life, the ex-girlfriend did not harm the author and instead left after a dramatic interaction
  3. The author reflects on the unpredictability and intensity of past relationships, reminiscing about the bizarre encounter

Sinéad O’Connor Sues Doctor for Malpractice

39 implied HN points • 07 Jan 23
  1. Sinéad O'Connor filed a lawsuit against her former doctor for medical malpractice.
  2. The doctor gave O'Connor advice that was criticized as not showing medical training.
  3. The doctor has also been named in malpractice cases involving other musicians.

Rocky Reimagined

19 implied HN points • 03 Feb 23
  1. Rocky is more than just a boxing story; it's a love story at its heart.
  2. Rocky's journey from poverty to fighting the heavyweight champion is improbable yet inspiring.
  3. There's a unique interpretation that suggests the Rocky franchise may be a psychodrama in Rocky's mind.

How NFL Referee Gene Steratore Ushered in the End of Western Civilization

19 implied HN points • 05 Jan 23
  1. Officiating errors in sports can have a significant impact on the outcome of games.
  2. Replay reviews in sports can lead to controversial and decisive calls that challenge the integrity of the game.
  3. The actions of officials in sports can reflect broader themes of power dynamics and unfairness in society.