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I Know Where All The Chocolate In The House Is and You'd Think That Would Relax Me

982 implied HN points • 09 Feb 24
🍲 Food & Drink Cooking Family Memory Recipes
  1. The author has a detailed memory of where all the food is in the house, especially chocolate.
  2. This habit seems to stem from a mix of concern for running out of things and a genuine interest in food and comfort.
  3. The habit of knowing where all the food is can be seen as thoughtful and caring, but it could also potentially be overwhelming for others.
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Let's Suffer Better Together: Graciousness Over Etiquette, and Talking To Someone In The Same Room As You

825 implied HN points • 06 Feb 24
🎭️ Culture Etiquette Conversation Gender Advice
  1. Being asked for advice by a friend can make them feel valued and important.
  2. Navigating polite behavior towards trans individuals in group settings can be complex, but seeking feedback can help.
  3. Prioritizing graciousness and collaboration in conversations over imposing personal will leads to better interactions.

A Big Week for Tunnels

530 implied HN points • 12 Jan 24
🎭️ Culture History Art
  1. It's been a big week for news about tunnels.
  2. Tunnels spark our imagination and curiosity about what lies beneath.
  3. Legendary tunnels like the Euphrates Tunnel have captured our fascination for centuries.

Waking-Up Times, In Order

2063 implied HN points • 27 Jul 23
🎭️ Culture Daily Life Routine Humor
  1. Waking up early at 5am for special occasions can be a unique experience.
  2. Waking up at 5:30am might be necessary for those with demanding responsibilities, like being the only doctor in town.
  3. A 6am wake-up call may lead to feeling conceited in the morning and unproductive in the afternoon.

Interlude: The Problem With The Boxcar Children Is They Never Got To Spend Enough Time In The Boxcar

1297 implied HN points • 07 Sep 23
📚 Literature Children's literature Analysis Authors Novels Character development
  1. The Boxcar Children only lived in the boxcar in the first book and never returned to it in the series.
  2. The children should have spent more time living in the boxcar and maintaining their independence.
  3. The boxcar symbolizes a lost home and true happiness for The Boxcar Children, which they can never fully reclaim.

Why is Mr. Wilson Barking?

2201 implied HN points • 28 Mar 23
😂 Humor Classics
  1. Mr. Wilson may bark for reasons like wanting to go outside in the morning or be lifted onto the bed in the evening.
  2. Mr. Wilson's behaviors can range from being trapped in different places and needing rescue to wanting to encourage or interact with other pets.
  3. Unexpected situations like being in the wrong room or not being on the right couch may also provoke Mr. Wilson's barking.

Things I Love To Say Shortly Before Being Murdered

1336 implied HN points • 09 May 23
😂 Humor Satire Comedy Parody
  1. The author discusses phrases they love to say before being murdered.
  2. They mention scenarios like a disrupted social gathering, a cocktail reception, and a heated board room discussion.
  3. The phrases range from attempts to reason with individuals to expressing determination or defiance.

Please Accept My Application To Be Turned Loose in The Royal Forest to Root for Beechmast and Acorns

1316 implied HN points • 01 May 23
🎭️ Culture Nature Tradition Animals
  1. Rooting for beechmast and acorns in the royal forest helps improve tree growth and soil health.
  2. Being turned loose in the forest for pannage is a traditional right that fosters social cohesion.
  3. Eating acorns as a pig can help prevent poisoning in cattle and ponies, protecting their lives and aiding village productivity.

Take A Train, Why Not

1277 implied HN points • 20 Apr 23
🏝 Travel
  1. Unexpected doses of folksiness can make train travel charming
  2. A train is a safer way to travel compared to flying
  3. Enjoying a bed that moves and the slow pace while appreciating the landscape can make train travel a unique experience

I Am Not A Crank: We Need Middle-of-the-Road Toilet Paper

1179 implied HN points • 06 Feb 23
  1. Author advocates for the return of middle-of-the-road toilet paper for practicality and necessity.
  2. Critiques the current market with extravagant and low-quality options.
  3. Rejects the idea of subscription services for unique toilet paper and calls for regular options in stores.