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Smokey starts practising for the next Olympic Games.

A B’Old Woman • 579 implied HN points • 08 Aug 24
😂 Humor Animals
  1. Smokey the cat is training to compete in the Olympics as a female participant. He's excited about the chance to win despite knowing he might not be the best.
  2. He recognizes that the rules allow him to compete as a girl, and he plans to use this to his advantage. Smokey is clever and knows how to charm people to get what he wants.
  3. If the rules change and he needs to prove his gender, he's not worried. He can easily switch back to being a boy, but he seems to enjoy the idea of competing as a girl for the fun of it.

Vigil

The Intrinsic Perspective • 18132 implied HN points • 14 Oct 24
📚 Literature Animals
  1. The author finds a wounded rabbit and reflects on the nature of life and death. He is torn between wanting to help the rabbit and recognizing the harsh realities of nature.
  2. Through caring for the rabbit, he grapples with his own moral beliefs about animal life and the contradictions in being a meat-eater.
  3. As he takes the rabbit to a wildlife rehabilitation center, he contemplates the bigger questions of existence, connecting his feelings about the rabbit to deeper ideas about life and its fragility.
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merry christmas

bad cattitude • 174 implied HN points • 25 Dec 25
💥 Comics Animals
  1. Celebrate the season by sharing time and fun with friends and family.
  2. Mistakes and small scuffles will happen, but don't let them ruin the joy. Use playful, time-honored strategies to keep the mood merry.
  3. Send warm, cheeky holiday wishes and encourage everyone to have fun. A little mischief and a friendly warning can keep things lively.

Flight Of The Ultimate Navigator

Everything Is Amazing • 1194 implied HN points • 24 Jul 25
🔬 Science Animals
  1. Arctic terns are amazing birds that fly incredible distances. In a year, they can cover around 59,650 miles, which is like going to the Moon and back several times.
  2. These birds have a natural instinct for navigation. They rely on the sun, stars, and Earth's magnetic field to find their way, even without any training.
  3. To prepare for their long migrations, Arctic terns and other migratory birds change their bodies to store fat and energy needed for the journey. They can drop weight as they travel to fuel their flights.

ROADRUNNER, ROADRUNNER

Entering The Lung • 2319 implied HN points • 23 Mar 23
🔬 Science Animals
  1. Author shares a personal story about encountering a roadrunner for the first time in New Mexico.
  2. Seeing a creature in real life for the first time can be a powerful and memorable experience.
  3. Roadrunners have unique behaviors, like eating large snakes and posing for photos.

Friday Funnies: Hissy Fits

Who is Robert Malone • 33 implied HN points • 06 Feb 26
😂 Humor Animals
  1. A light, visual collection of emu cartoons and photos that play up their funny, unpredictable behavior.
  2. Humorous captions and Amazon-review style jokes are used to make the animal scenes even more relatable and entertaining.
  3. A brief travel note mentions chilly weather in Charleston, West Virginia, and the relief of driving home.

Please Accept My Application To Be Turned Loose in The Royal Forest to Root for Beechmast and Acorns

The Chatner • 1316 implied HN points • 01 May 23
🎭️ Culture Animals
  1. Rooting for beechmast and acorns in the royal forest helps improve tree growth and soil health.
  2. Being turned loose in the forest for pannage is a traditional right that fosters social cohesion.
  3. Eating acorns as a pig can help prevent poisoning in cattle and ponies, protecting their lives and aiding village productivity.

Numlock News: January 9, 2024 • Cursive, Humpbacks, Relatives

Numlock News • 727 implied HN points • 09 Jan 24
🔬 Science Animals
  1. Cursive is making a comeback in some states, with 11 states reintroducing it in the curriculum.
  2. Whaling on South Georgia Island led to a severe decline in humpback whale populations, but they are now making a comeback.
  3. A study predicts a 35% drop in the number of relatives people will have, with grandparents and great-grandparents becoming more common relatives.

Bird of the Week: Cowbirds

Discourse Blog • 491 implied HN points • 12 Jan 24
🔬 Science Animals
  1. Cowbirds are devious birds that survive through deception and thievery
  2. Cowbirds practice brood parasitism, tricking other birds to raise their young
  3. Cowbirds almost drove the Kirtland's Warbler to extinction by parasitizing their nests

Bird of the Week: Freckled Duck

Discourse Blog • 353 implied HN points • 26 Jan 24
🔬 Science Animals
  1. Ducks can become unexpectedly fascinating in adulthood.
  2. The freckled duck is a rare and endangered species native to Australia.
  3. Conservation efforts are being made to protect and preserve the freckled duck population.

Bird of the Week: Muscovy Duck

Discourse Blog • 334 implied HN points • 02 Feb 24
🔬 Science Animals
  1. The Muscovy Duck is a large duck species with iridescent feathers and a prominent caruncle.
  2. Muscovy Ducks in Florida are considered an invasive species due to irresponsible pet release.
  3. Despite controversies, Muscovy Ducks are adaptable and can thrive in different habitats outside Central and South America.

The Big Yard: Notes from a Pajama Birdwatcher

The Big Yard • 353 implied HN points • 11 Jan 24
🎨 Art & Illustration Animals
  1. The author shares their experience with birdwatching from their home, especially during icy weather.
  2. Despite freezing temperatures, the author marvels at the resilience and survival strategies of the Anna's Hummingbirds.
  3. The narrative includes personal reflections on marriage and baking, intertwined with observations of bird species in the yard.

Bird of the Week: Long-Tailed Duck

Discourse Blog • 235 implied HN points • 09 Feb 24
🔬 Science Animals
  1. The Long-Tailed Duck is a fascinating bird known for its long tail feathers that males use to attract females.
  2. Long-Tailed Ducks reside in very cold regions like Canada, Alaska, the Arctic, Greenland, Scandinavia, and Siberia.
  3. These ducks have unique features like changing plumage, loud calls, and being master divers, making them iconic birds worth admiring.

Early-Spring Outsiders

Into the Hedge • 119 implied HN points • 19 Apr 24
🍲 Food & Drink Animals
  1. The farm received help from friends and family to prepare for an expanding bird operation, showing the importance of community support in running Hedgerider.
  2. Moon the goose is thriving despite being alone, showing resilience in animals and the efforts taken to keep her company.
  3. Garlic Mustard, an early-Spring plant considered invasive, can be a tasty and nutritious food source when harvested correctly, showcasing the potential of wild edibles.

Imagine I’m jogging in the Great North Woods

Pinch of Dirt • 235 implied HN points • 13 Jan 24
🔬 Science Animals
  1. Imagining jogging in serene environments like the Great North Woods can provide a peaceful escape from city life.
  2. Awareness is growing about the environmental impact of chemicals like PFAS, leading outdoor companies to phase them out.
  3. Controversies arise over moon lander payloads with human remains, prompting discussions on ethics and space pollution.

Happy Christmas

Who is Robert Malone • 29 implied HN points • 25 Dec 25
🎭️ Culture Animals
  1. The homestead is growing — more Lusitano horses, a herd of miniature Jersey cattle, expanded chicken and peafowl space, and a new rescue Pomeranian, with plans for foals and larger paddocks next year.
  2. Writing and media projects are underway — homesteading and wellbeing essays are being turned into a book, an autobiographical book about the mRNA vaccine story is planned, and a travel documentary is being developed.
  3. Major public and nonprofit work continues — a vice‑chair role on the CDC advisory committee, leadership of a nonprofit that publishes widely, and ongoing speaking, research, and outreach that reach millions each month.

Photo of the Day

Photo of the Day • 196 implied HN points • 23 Jan 24
💾 History Animals
  1. First Lady Grace Coolidge had a pet raccoon named Rebecca and a male raccoon was brought to her in hopes they would become a couple.
  2. President Hoover had an opossum named Billy who was borrowed as a good luck charm by a high school and they won all their post-season games.
  3. Billy the opossum did not bring President Hoover any luck, unfortunately.

Photo of the Day

Photo of the Day • 157 implied HN points • 26 Jan 24
💾 History Animals
  1. Francis the US Army Mule 08KO served tirelessly under tough conditions in various Asian struggles.
  2. Mules were used to transport supplies in wars despite the military shifting to mechanized vehicles.
  3. Rescued mules played a crucial role in transporting supplies and aiding wounded soldiers during the Korean War.

Valentine’s Day Surprise

Into the Hedge • 119 implied HN points • 01 Mar 24
🍲 Food & Drink Animals
  1. On Valentine's Day, a surprise egg from a goose marked the beginning of flock growth.
  2. The first egg symbolizes the start of a new generation, with plans to incubate for the future.
  3. Expansion of the poultry operation is not just about eggs; it involves trading harvests for more geese.

He, she, it

Street Smart Naturalist: Explorations of the Urban Kind • 499 implied HN points • 02 Mar 23
🎭️ Culture Animals
  1. Using 'it' to refer to animals can make them seem less important. Referring to them as 'he' or 'she' helps us remember they are living beings with feelings.
  2. Language shapes how we see the world. When we use more respectful pronouns for animals, it helps us connect better with nature.
  3. Changing how we talk about animals can be difficult, but it's important for building a better relationship with all living things.

The Big Yard: Notes from a Pajama Birdwatcher

The Big Yard • 235 implied HN points • 07 Sep 23
🎨 Art & Illustration Animals
  1. The author shares observations from their yard and how wildlife interactions have been impacted by a severe monsoon season
  2. The author discusses using spray to deter skunks and the challenges of dealing with their presence in the yard
  3. A focus on the variety of bird species that visit the yard, highlighting the importance of intimacy with the environment

How Not to Parachute More Cats

Think Future • 179 implied HN points • 07 Sep 23
😂 Humor Animals
  1. Unintended consequences can arise from seemingly simple solutions - like how the World Health Organization's DDT spray led to a plague outbreak among the Dayak tribe.
  2. Understanding individuals' natural tendencies in different contexts is crucial - like the successful 'beaver-nature' of beavers in creating fire breaks.
  3. Careful planning and consideration are essential to avoid potential disasters - like the mismanagement of the Great Emu War in Australia.

A Family of Foxes

The Commonplace • 1058 implied HN points • 26 Jun 23
🎭️ Culture Animals
  1. The different seasons in our lives are marked by unique experiences and pre-occupations.
  2. Foxes, often seen as cunning, may actually exhibit caution and circumspection in urban environments.
  3. Watching animals in their natural behavior can have a calming and healing effect on human emotions.

DOGS OF LISBON

Visual Media Overlord • 78 implied HN points • 02 Feb 24
🎨 Art & Illustration Animals
  1. The bond between dogs and their humans in Lisbon is heartwarming and special.
  2. Photographing dogs and their owners captures genuine emotions and moments.
  3. Lisbon offers dog-friendly spaces that are ideal for capturing the joy and connection between dogs and their humans.

sunday memepool

bad cattitude • 94 implied HN points • 08 Jun 25
🎭️ Culture Animals
  1. Animals can teach us a lot about wisdom and life. They have unique qualities that we can learn from.
  2. It's important to share funny and interesting content, like memes, especially about animals. They can brighten up our day.
  3. Engaging with a community, like in a paid subscription group, can enhance our experience and bring us together over shared interests.

Our Cat Grape

Into the Hedge • 79 implied HN points • 09 Jan 24
🎨 Art & Illustration Animals
  1. Grape, the cat, efficiently hunts rodents on the farm, helping control their population and protect other animals.
  2. Grape occasionally presents ceremonial kills to show gratitude or concern, showcasing her unique relationship with the farm.
  3. The presence of Grape and her hunting skills may either reduce the rodent population so effectively that they are hidden, or reveal an issue that would have been unnoticed.

Last of Last Year's Geese

Into the Hedge • 59 implied HN points • 02 Feb 24
🎨 Art & Illustration Animals
  1. The farm collaborated with a ceramics studio to create unique split-leg pottery aprons, showcasing handcrafted workwear and textiles.
  2. The geese were taken for slaughter as part of the farm's routine, highlighting the emotional complexity and respect for the animals under the farmer's care.
  3. The geese play a role in maintaining the farm by helping with grass cleanup before the arrival of new growth in spring.

The Cotton Patch Goose

Into the Hedge • 79 implied HN points • 18 Dec 23
🍲 Food & Drink Animals
  1. Goose breeds are categorized by size from light to heavy, with each breed having different characteristics like temperament and foraging ability.
  2. The Cotton Patch Goose is known for its instinct to forage, keeping fields free of weeds, and is chosen for local heritage, heat tolerance, and sexual dimorphism.
  3. Contradicting the typical behavior of other geese, Cotton Patch Geese use less water, are indifferent to shelter and feed, and often stand apart from the flock.